I go in a see someone has jammed the toilet with toilet roll, proceeded to piss on the toilet and cover the floor with this also. This one night I was on toilet duty (checked them every hour or so for empty glasses, general mess), some guy comes to the bar and says there is a 'mess' in one of the cubicles. Every night we'd rotate the shitty jobs between the staff (cleaning sick up / floor mopping etc). "Worked in a fairly respectable bar that was popular with the middle-aged crowd (we played 70's / 80's music). Her eyes scream 'He knows.' and Female B bursts into laughter." With the worlds worst poker face I tried to muscle out a laugh when the look of terror crosses her face. He hung it just above the head board of his bed. Think for a minute, take a quick look of horror and remember, Glen just bought a Clockwork Orange poster. Glen says hello and to get back to work slacker hahaha' Me: 'Well just Dave, but yes, what can I do for ya?'įemale A: 'I am on the phone with your roommate. When I put the drinks down, Female A pulls the phone from her ear.įemale A: 'Hey, is your name Bouncer Dave?' Back to the cooler to get a couple more cases and upon my return, Female A is on the phone and Female B orders another round. You should have seen the hand prints on the wall, one was on this poster he had up for a clockwork orange.'Īt this point I am doing my best not to die laughing or toss my cookies on my clean bar. I didn't think I was having a heavy day at all. I hope he calls, but you should just be happy he didn't kill you.'įemale A: 'Well it looked like he had murdered someone when we turned the lights on. I mean, he seemed OK with it and said he would call.'įemale B: 'Well that's kind of a bitch move don't you think? I mean I have told guys when I am on my period before well before anything got too far. It was awesome! I just feel so bad that I didn't tell him. We even had a joint afterwards and cuddled. Of course, just being there, I quietly listen.įemale A: 'So he was pretty good in bed. "Doing the levels and dumping the cooler into the front fridges I hear two women at the bar casually talking. Account icon An icon in the shape of a person's head and shoulders.
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